Marij ke marne ke baad doctor ne diwar par tangi bhagwan ki taswir ki ore haath jodkar sir jhukate hue puri shradha ke saath kaha: Hey prabhu meri ore se yeh pehli bhet swikar kijiye!

Santa was booked into an Air India flight to Bombay. But as this was his first time in an aeroplane, he made a few preparations that were out of place.
When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, Santa declared loudly, "I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don't charge me for food and drinks!"

So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, Santa began spreading out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an American history researcher and was curious about the food.

"Excuse me, what is that drink?" he asked.

Santa picked up the yogurt-based lassi drink and said, "Milk of India!"

Then Santa took out several pieces of chappatis and started feasting.

"And what is that dish?" asked the curious American.

"Wheat of India!" replied Santa proudly.

Finally, Santa took out some desserts. He offered some to the American.

"What is it?" asked the American.

"Sweets of India!" replied Santa.

After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud 'Pooooooooot!' sound (fart) from Santa.

"What was that?" asked the American, holding his nose in disgust.

Santa replied coolly, "That's Air India."

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft

Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:

"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

We are sorry to intimate you that you do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks


Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a Party and when all the guests
had come, he said :

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum Amereeca mein naukri paa gaya hoon."

Everyone was delighted.

Laloo Prasad continued......

"Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa -

par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee karoonga.


Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ..... Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya

We are sorry ...... humse galti ho gayee
to intimate you that .........aapko yeh batana hai ki

You do not meet ---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho our requirement ---- humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any further correspondence ---- ab Letter vetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee
No phone call ---- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained ---- bahut khaatir kee jayegi
Thanks ---- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyawaad