Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender… Circuit Bhai!

Bijli + Badal = Savan aya.
Barat + Baja = Dulha aya.
Phool + Nazare = vasant aya.
Aap + Apki hasi = bhago bhago BhHOOt aaya

Dost: “Tumhari toh RAM - SITA ki jodi lagti hai”
Man:”Bilkul Galat hai:
Naa to koi meri biwi ko utha ke Le jaata hai, Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!

Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
Hazaro jati hai
Hazaro hasti hai
Hazaro rulati hai
Lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
Jo Doli me aati hai
Aur gale pad jati hai.

A perfect gift for you today! Absolutely no cost, no batteries required, non-taxable, silent performance, extremely personal, fully returnable, it's a SMILE from me to you!

I ask God to make you happy, make you smile, guide you safely through every mile. Grant you wealth, give you health and most of all give you sweet tender loving care.
Usually I ony sms people who are either very cute, very sweet or very special. But in your case I'm making an exception...your'e all three!

If kiss was a raindrop I'd send you showers. If hug was a second I'd send you hours. If smiles were water I'd send you a sea. If love was a person I'd send you me!!